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by Crystal Clear News
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🎉 Kyle Rittenhouse Announces Marriage as Bride Totes AR-15 in Photos
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In a return to the social media battlefield, gun rights hero Kyle Rittenhouse—acquitted after defending himself against rioting thugs in Kenosha—proudly announced his marriage to stunning bride Bella, who flashed an AR-15 in their wedding pics, declaring it the best decision of his life and vowing to stay in the fight for freedom. 👉 (New York Post)
😱 WATCH: Terrifying Moment Skydiver’s Parachute Snags on Plane’s Tail – Dangling 15,000 Feet in the Air
In a death-defying mid-air nightmare over Australia's wild Outback, a daredevil skydiver’s reserve chute snagged on a Cessna’s tail at 15,000 feet—leaving him swinging like a human piñata as the plane bucked wildly, forcing 13 panicked jumpers to bail and the pilot to scream a mayday. 👉 (1News)
😂 LOL: Netflix Dragged for Film Following a Trans Coal Miner Fighting “Patriarchy”
Netflix is getting absolutely torched after dropping a taxpayer-funded “trans coal miner” flick about a man in a dress battling the patriarchy underground, with furious users vowing to cancel subscriptions. 👉 (Breitbart)